Joe Crogan | Seagull

Dirty Noise

by Grant

Fuck Valentines Day, I’m technos bitch This month we is partying with Digital Stitch and Dirty Kid, who will be having a competition to see who can play the most filthiest disrespectful messed up sheeaaatt and upset you people into dancing and falling over http://www.myspace.com/digitalstitch http://www.myspace.com/dirtynoiseglasgow Also joining us are those wee jobbie pirates Pasty and Twonko from Level [...]

Pimp Tea Interview

by Grant

I first seen Pimp Tea (hip hop canada!) when I seen the video for “Super Dude” and I likes it with all my raisins, so I asked them what they have eaten today. How are you, and what meals have you eaten today? Good for a monday. Started it off with an orange, glass of OJ and [...]

Dr. Crogan vs Greggs

by Joe Crogan

A selected correspondence between Dr Joe Crogan and Greggs PLC Hello, I have enjoyed and been a fan of your pastry products for many years, and they have lead to several succesfull lunchtimes, let me tell you! I am writing to ask if it would be possible for you to give me some information regarding your pies for [...]

Hugs 4 Thugs Art Exhibition!

by Joe Crogan

An exhibition of recent work by Joe Crogan & Mediaheroic

TIS THE SEASON 2 GET FILTHY (REHAB) @ DIRTY NOISE

by Joe Crogan

TIS THE SEASON TO GET FILTHY (REHAB) We got Filthy Rehab coming up to lay down some festive fidget n wonk dirtyness to make your holidays extra bendy and your bananas shake. They has done remixes for Wonked n shit so you know they be good Check them out here http://www.myspace.com/project13kl and here http://filthyrehab.blogspot.com/ Dance Junkie from Orderly Disorder [...]

MERRY XMAS FROM JOE CROGAN

by Joe Crogan

Merry Christmas Everybody! Boy, I bet you can’t wait to take that Boxing day shit and see how well you’ve done. But this year hasn’t been all satisfying, there was some bad points. Some of us went and spent all our euros, and now can’t even afford to kill themselves. BUT! On the other hand we got some good [...]

XMAS PRESENTS! JASPER & CECIL

by Joe Crogan

Wow! It’s the “INCREFIDIBLE” new book from m8 of Joe Crogan, Grant Stewart “Jasper & Cecil” which you can buy here http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/jasper-and-cecil/8033306 The back of the book has some words on it. The words are: “Jasper and Cecil is a multi-rape in the mind-gina, as two M8s (with an eight) try and find their way to earning a [...]

House it goin? – Research Club – 11/12/09

by Grant

Friday 11th December – The Hetherington Research Club – West End Level 32 present: House It Goin’? - They’ve taken an old converted townhouse just off Byres Road in the west end, tossed in a badboy sound system and invited some friends over for a winter warmer which is gonna be GOOD AS FUCK Introducing… Kick-OH! (Jack Knife Records) They brought [...]

DIRTY NOISE 3

by Joe Crogan

KA-BOOM! 3RD DIRTY NOISE IS HERE We are very very excited to bring you Dirty Basement http://www.myspace.com/dirtybasementdjs because they are THE alpha & omega of making techno vomit from my holes! I am a very excited seagull, in fact I am excited as FUCK. FREE B4 12/£4 WED 25TH NICE N’ SLEAZYS BASEMENT DIRTY BASEMENT/ HOODSHIDEGILLS/ DIRTY KID/ JOE CROGAN/VISUALS (woop!)

ESCALATORS = COMEDY

by Grant

A while a go I realised I derive alot of pleasure from others displeasure. The Germans have a word for this “schadenfreude” It can also be described as being a cunt. Being a cunt & escalators go hand in hand. Watch. That old man sure got what was coming to him. He will die soon. How awesome is this? [...]

Paris Hilton is a fucking Genius

by Maxy

As most other like-minded people I have not paid Paris Hilton much attention over the years. Perfume, The Simple Life, Gossip – no thanks. About 6 months ago I was vegging out in front of the TV. Flicking, hoping, drifting and then… My prayers were answered, I had found something special.

GVSY Gay against you Interview

by Joe Crogan

What is your favorite snes/nes game? (or mega drive if you were into that….) Lach: I really liked a game called “alex kidd in miracle world” it ruled! he had a big fist and you could punch stuff and ride on a bike. But that was master system so not sure if it counts. I had that [...]