Another Good name for a cat is Russel Crowe. I know what your thinking “Hey isn’t Russel Crowe a cunt?”

Yes you a right, he is a total cunt, but his name sounds great on cats like these:

Other great cat names include: Professor Catkins, Russel Catkins, Tabbytron Amillion

Just remember the golden rules:

ALWAYS give your cat a first and last name.

How else will you determine which cat is your mate when two turn up called whiskers? But if you call it Whiskers Jourgehansen then you’ll never have that problem.

NEVER make your cats last name the same as yours.

Did your mum give birth to this cat? Then it isn’t in your fucking family. The cat has dignity!

Sometimes when I’m chatting online, I type this “ifefecmefwpoio” and then when the other person is like “WHAT THE FUCK!!1!” I reply (cool as a cucumber):

“Sorry, my cat walked across my keyboard.”

The perfect crime.