I was watching star trek last night and a man with a pair of tights on his face and an old lady hair cut spent the entire hour episode talking to a fried egg.

“holy shit this is fucking crap!”

They even lied and said kelsey grammar was in the episode. He was only in it for the last 20 seconds. Those lying cunts fucked me over. I was looking forward to Dr Fraiser Crane in space.

Example of typical star trek episode.

The Enterprise crew have to avoid offending the embassy of planet fuckface, who is human but has green eyebrows, and is called P’nis or something with an apostraphe bacause aliens dont call themselves complete words. Nothing remotley exciting happens. Its basically an episode of the office without the funny bits, made worse by the fact its set in space, in the future, with aliens and robots and nothing fucking happens

This guy is meant to be tough despite looking like a big soppy pussy, and is called Dork or something.

This guy is a robot, and can type really fast, even although having wi-fi in his brain would be faster.

This guy is just a cunt. A fucking cunt who can fuck off.

On the flipside, Star wars has spaceship battles, warriors with magic powers who fight with swords made of fucking lasers, robots that actually do things, a gun the size of a planet, and the best movie villan ever.

Also Star wars isnt full of faggots.

On second thought they are both fucking terrible.