When I started facebook I thought it would be like myspace, but with a white background, but it was not to be! Instead my so called friends actually used it to try and hurt my feelings!

After responding with a ‘cheeky’ comment, and making sure I “liked” it, I thought I’d extend the olive branch, just to see what kind of character my m8 Alan Edwards Dodds was.

I thought the spelling mistakes might make me more sympathetic. I waited eagerly for my reply. My anticipations was palatable. That means I could touch my anticipation. (It was my dick)

I also got some mail from My m8 Yasser Kahn. Yasser writes:

My mum is still waiting for that pussy Yasser to phone, guess he must have chickened out.

Alan wrote back, but he seemed to have misplaced his balls.

Congratulations! You win the internet!