We all live on a planet inhabited by insane fucking monkeys. Monkeys shitting, monkeys fucking, monkeys killing, monkeys pretending they aren’t monkeys and monkeys jacking off. In case you haven’t realised, you are one of those monkeys. Even if you belive in a god, it just means you belive in the King ghost monkey, and thats just retarded isn’t it?

The most entertaining facets of our monkey insanity is sex & violence. Here are some highlight  for us to enjoy when we get cancelled.

This is one of my favorites, probably because of the script and the insane premise (his hands are fused together and his biggest problem is getting seen naked) SRSLY WTF

I can almost understand this one, until I realised that one of the people was a man mouse thing. Fucked.

I have to admit I couldn’t help slapping my balls about to this one, I fucking love it when girls stand on my laptop. Plus I like a bit of story first (even if it is in R-tard  language)

Thats right! Smoosh those sausages! Deny my breakfast! Thats hot baby.

Next up is our delightful fetish of watching cartoon characters get fucked up in all sorts of nasty and insane senarios. My favorites memories which have been destroyed forever include:

Favorite childhood movie completely ruined. I have a feeling this will continue to happen to everything you ever love.

Lets finish on a high note eh?

The thing that freaks me out about this one, isn’t the content but the fact that whoever drew it is a pretty good artist. Somehow it makes it worse. I couldn’t find any Hanuman porn though.

I don’t know if Im disappointed or not.