
Wow! It’s the “INCREFIDIBLE” new book from m8 of Joe Crogan, Grant Stewart “Jasper & Cecil” which you can buy here
http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/jasper-and-cecil/8033306
The back of the book has some words on it. The words are:
“Jasper and Cecil is a multi-rape in the mind-gina, as two M8s (with an eight) try and find their way to earning a honest buck,
but find themselves caught up in a complicated tale of reverse tibetso,
trying to prevent a human/crab war and all the while staying the very best of m8s.”
Wow, if the words are that good on the back just imagine what the words are like inside! It’s the “prefect” xmas present!
BUY NOW
http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/jasper-and-cecil/8033306
Here is a wee samplet:
Smugley and decisevley Jemimah leaped into the sky, ripping his already soggy panties away, throwing caution and his pants to the wind.
“Dave. Dave, look at this!” he exclaimed pointing towards his Charlie browns.
“Mmm, nice teabags.” Dave said admiring his ability to balance in such an awkward pose.
“Don’t mind if I do!” said Crepperly Crow, swooping in and munching the crown jewels away from Jemimah, and stealing them away using his beak.
“Not again!” said Jemimah, slapping his forehead in frustration.
“Looks like yes again” said Dave, slapping his nose in niceness.
“Looks like someone is dinning for a doing, if ya’ know what I mean Dave. I’m gonna fucking punch that wee cunts face in. MY Charle browns spend more time in that wee fuckers mouth than they do in ma’ pants.”
“Ooo, I thought you liked it ya big gayfer.” Dave said, and grabbed a pen, and leaning over the desk scored out where Jemimah had written Jemimah and wrote “gayfer”