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MIGHTYFOOLS – Dirty Noise & Muck

MIGHTYFOOLS – Dirty Noise & Muck

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Dirty Noise & Muck Presente’

“Mightyfools are going to smash your tits off”

Mightyfools typify all things party, with an ADHD attitude to smashing genres and songs into one big party monster, coupled with an electro punk dancefloor energy.

Hailing from the Netherlands, the duo have created a reputation for being fucking insane and smashing dancefloors wherever they play, with a high energy take no prisoners attitude to making guys n gullz party their tatties off. Smashing together a horrid blend of rave/banger/wonk/techstep and dirty fucking horror noises, there is no doubt they will melt our faces into puddles of pee.

With tracks appearing on Potty Mouth Music, Venga Digital, Ultra Records, Lektroluv and more, Mightyfools have also gained the attention of Fedde Le Grand, Laidback Luke, Kissy Sellout, Will Bailey, Bloody Beetroots, Diplo, Switch and fellow Potty Mouth Music labelmates, HiJack and Crookers.

http://soundcloud.com/mightyfools/mightyfools-thats-the-shit-mixtape-2010

http://soundcloud.com/mightyfools

http://www.mightyfools.com/

SAFE AS A NUT M8

Also ensuring on the night that your sweet charlie browns get smashed are the Dirty Noise and Muck DJ’s Go-Dirty, PmcQ, Digital Stitch and Martin What? Creating a kind of royal rumble of Disc Jockeyz bros

http://www.myspace.com/dirtynoiseglasgow
http://www.myspace.com/whitenoisefeedbackdistortion

Post modernist visualsbro Joe Crogan will be creating a special kind of Big Tits Eagle made of lasers and acid to make you want to close your eyes. Also the eagle has shoots lasers out of its tits. Ultra modernist bro Mediaheroic will be riding the crest of his chillwave and displaying the resuts on an infograph displayed on his gameboy colour (btw can anyone bring batterys?)

http://vimeo.com/joecrogan/videos
http://www.joecrogan.com/
http://mediaheroic.blogspot.com/

EAGLES/BIGTITS/RAVESTEP

£5 £5 £5

11-3am etc

Stereo

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Dirty Noise vs Mt Heart Attack

Dirty Noise vs Mt Heart Attack

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DIRTY NOISE VS MOUNT HEART ATTACK @ NICE N SLEAZYS

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In the future we won’t have faces, we’ll have 4 tiny areas on our heads to express the 4 emotions of the future: Pleasure, disdain, fury and hunger.

Dirty Noise vs Mount Heart Attack will make all of your facial expression areas glow at the same time (except hunger, unless ur hungry bro)

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Dave Shades, Lebowski, Lono and Cutters Choice strut down proudly from the top of their Mountain home (of heartbreak) and shout insults at the cave dwelling cavemen that make up Dirty Noise. They shout names like “Tiny tits” and “fuck off sexy”. The hostility extends into techno based sound wars that only the smartest cavemen can hear (with their ear)

Dirty Noise residents Digital Stitch and Go-dirty are a pair of Bass cavemen who are scared of fire but not Vinyl or CDJ’s (even tho CD-Jays are powered by coal) Every night they paint their caves with scribbles of fidgetcore grimewave Supertech. Joining them from the Dirty Noise caves are Martian What? (Mr tinyhead) and L.Y.A.L (Lick y’all Lollypopz) who use the power of megabass futurestep to lure rats into the cave smash them up

http://www.soundcloud.com/digital-stitch
http://www.myspace.com/dirtynoiseglasgow

Joe Crogan loves cutting his head with tiny shards of glass and farming the scabs and picking them off (the most satisfying feeling known to man) in between farming his head scabs he projects postmodern triangles and slime for RPZ, Thunder Disco Club and Dirty Noise . He repeatedly
reads and re-reads pages 289 -294. of American Pshyco.

http://www.joecrogan.com

Fellow scab enthusiast Mediaheroic joins him on visual duties, in between flexing his considerable back muscles and trying to get his Charmander to level up on Pokemon (idiot, everyone knows Bulbasaur is the best 1)

http://www.mediaheroic.blogspot.com/

GRIMEWAVE/BASSFACE/FUTURESTEP/TECHTRONIC/CRUNK

£4
NICE N SLEAZYS
SAFE/WICKED/ETC

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Dirty Noise w/Dirty Basement

Dirty Noise w/Dirty Basement

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A face made of laser slime, Dirty Noise is back once again like the big floaty head from Power Rangers

BASSFACE/GRIMEWAVE/FUTUREDUB/SMELLTECH/MEPHCRUNK

This Month we got Hugs 4 Thugs residents Lyall & Martin What? A tag team to rival the Legion of Doom, both their faces are continually grimaced in disgust at the tunes they play. Afterwards, these thugs will need a hug.

Dirty Noise resident fairycakes Digital Stitch & Go-Dirty won’t stop until they have slashed your tires with fidget, panned your windows in with wonk and filled a bag of techno and set on fire in front of your house. Afterwards they will apologise using future crunk

http://soundcloud.com/digital-stitch
http://www.myspace.com/dirtynoiseglasgow

Dirty Basement are two of the best DJs in glasgow, with releases on R&S, Ultra, Crux, RuNT, Erase, Sovereighn House, Push-It Recordings, Atomic Zoo, Audio Planet & Tharsis

Larry Tee:
“I have always been fans of the boys from Dirty Basement, a production team that has been
making really amazing post-funky electro-house, so it was awesome to see them do their
thing live. Their mix of ‘Lets Make Nasty” featuring Roxy Cottontail, totally gives the
Afrojack mix of the same song, a run for its money. They are real talents to watch for.”

Bryan Cox/Shax – Owner Crux Records:

“Dirty Basement is a bad ass duo set to make 2010 their bitch with their awesome combination
of electro and balls in your face tracks that melt the face off your dearest grandmother.”

There is not a shadow of a doubt that these two monsters will hurt your tiny mind with horrorfidget and slimewonk

http://www.myspace.com/dirtybasementdjs
http://soundcloud.com/dirtybasement

And of course the Fantastic JOE CROGAN on visuals, who the Skinny described as:

“roughly classed as that lesser known genre as ‘fucked up’ with a cut and paste, art school Aphex Twin mentality “

And joining him is the ever hospitalised Mediaheroic, who has never been mentioned in the Skinny, but has been mentioned many times in Catworld magazine who said :

“Mediaheroic doesn’t like cats…..he LOVES them! LOL”

http://www.joecrogan.com

http://mediaheroic.blogspot.com/

£4 yo

Also here are some tasty tunes for your bad self   http://www.mediafire.com/?jcwnld2kt2j

safe/innit/yeah

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Hugs 4 Thugs Launch!

Hugs 4 Thugs Launch!

grgATTENTION ALL THUGS IN NEED OF HUGS

Tuesday the 23rd the hugs will be plentiful as Hugs 4 Thugs begins @ the Flying Duck on Renfrew St

Every week we will bring different DJs hitting you with old school hip hop and scratching, 80s funk and other random shit, as well as live digital art by Joe Crogan & Mediaheroic

Oh, and its FREE

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Dirty Noise

Dirty Noise

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Fuck Valentines Day, I’m technos bitch

This month we is partying with Digital Stitch and Dirty Kid, who will be having a competition to see who can play the most filthiest disrespectful messed up sheeaaatt and upset you people into dancing and falling over

http://www.myspace.com/digitalstitch

http://www.myspace.com/dirtynoiseglasgow

Also joining us are those wee jobbie pirates Pasty and Twonko from Level 32, like two techno Bill and Teds but with less Keanu Reeves and more Buckfast

http://www.myspace.com/levelthirtytwo

And Joe Crogan will be bringing you his blend of “irreverent and bolshy” visuals, with a style “roughly classed as fucked up” as said by The Skinny ;)

http://www.joecrogan.com/

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/event.php?eid=276482577713&ref=mf

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Pimp Tea Interview

Pimp Tea Interview

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I first seen Pimp Tea (hip hop canada!) when I seen the video for “Super Dude” and I likes it with all my raisins, so I asked them what they have eaten today.

How are you, and what meals have you eaten today?

Good for a monday. Started it off with an orange, glass of OJ and two slices of gluten free cinnamon raisin toast.

Raisin Toast! I love using raisin instead of reason.

Lots of raisins to like Pimp Tea

Lots of raisins to like Pimp Tea

Can you tell us the raisin you got into music growing up and what your “journey” has been?

My elementary music teacher had me demonstrate to the class how not to play the recorder. That scarred me, so I never ended up learning how to play an instrument. I still loved music. In 96 or so, I discovered rap music on my own. None of my friends were into it, so it wasn’t like I was jumping on a bandwagon… It was the music meant for me. Since then it’s been a crazy adventure. A chemistry rap song, cover bands, music videos, a rivalry with ed the sock, an east coast music award, hot tub appearances, 3 albums, a 12″ vinyl record, a 100-day cross canada tour, sponsorship from nelly’s pimp juice and so much more…

Can you tell me about the Candian rap scene? I have a friend from toronto but she is an idiot…(like a total spastic)

I love the canadian rap scene. It’s a struggle for all artists, but we’re seeing some artists start to make it. I love the scene so much that I do an all canadian rap compilation every year and put it out for free. www.brockwayent.com

What was the best thing about 2009? ( I personally enjoyed soup)

After 10 years with roommates, I was finally able to afford a place all my own! Runner ups:
- first ever trip to UK
- guacamole recipe a friend brought back from chile
- sushi in vancouver
- seeing the red sox play at camden yards (baltimore)
- east coast music fest in newfoundland with moose meat steak & mackarel.

What do want 2010 to bring? I want muscles.

A new music video. It’s been 5+ years since the last (shake ya caboose)

Say I’m trying to impress a girl over the internet by sending her links to youtube videos, but oh no! Iva accidently copied and pasted the double anal gangbang porn link! What do I do?

Don’t do anything. Wait and see if she’s into it… If she’s not, then
(a) claim your friend/dad/brother was on your computer again.
(b) claim your roommate has a serious man crush on you, and tries to sabotage any interaction you have with girls
(c) claim the feds are spying on you and infected your computer with a porn virus again.

I just sent it again by accident. Fuck. Thanks Pimp Tea!

You can check Pimp Tea out here http://www.myspace.com/brockwaybiggsm or here www.brockwayent.com

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TIS THE SEASON 2 GET FILTHY (REHAB) @ DIRTY NOISE

TIS THE SEASON 2 GET FILTHY (REHAB) @ DIRTY NOISE

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TIS THE SEASON TO GET FILTHY (REHAB)

We got Filthy Rehab coming up to lay down some festive fidget n wonk dirtyness to make your holidays extra bendy and your bananas shake. They has done remixes for Wonked n shit so you know they be good

Check them out here http://www.myspace.com/project13kl
and here http://filthyrehab.blogspot.com/

Dance Junkie from Orderly Disorder is going to fulfil the 1000 year old prophecy of getting filthy and furious and make you dance your proverbial cunt off (proverbial cunts will be handed out @ the door) http://www.myspace.com/orderlydisorder

Dirty Kid is going to act like the spoilt brat of everything filthy and get you “techno’d oot yer nut” and maybe even throw a techno tantrum http://www.myspace.com/dirtynoiseglasgow

And of course, Joe Crogan is gonna visually represent the madness with melting triangles, multicolour mind rape and hand shake your brainhole http://www.joecrogan.com

Dec 30th @ Nice N Sleazys

Free before 12 then £5 afterwards

Kronenberg is £1.50 yaldi yaldi (everything else is pretty cheap so shut it)

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House it goin? – Research Club – 11/12/09

House it goin? – Research Club – 11/12/09

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Friday 11th December – The Hetherington Research Club – West End

Level 32 present:

House It Goin’? -

They’ve taken an old converted townhouse just off Byres Road in the west end, tossed in a badboy sound system and invited some friends over for a winter warmer which is gonna be GOOD AS FUCK

Introducing…

Kick-OH! (Jack Knife Records)

They brought him over to show off his funky fresh glitchy electronic beats and keep you crazy kids stompin’ your feet! With releases on Calvertron’s Jack Knife label and his latest Black Celebration EP signing to Legacy Kids Club, Italian Stallion Kick-OH!, aka Kikko Martini, has been gaining worldwide support and respect from artists like Fake Blood, Laidback Luke and DJ Zinc! Come down to our house and check out his styles!

( http://www.myspace.com/kikkomartini )

- Rebecca Vasmant (Ibiza Zoo Project)

After tearing the place apart the way she did last time, it would be just plain stupid not to ask her round again! Since our last encounter at The Research Club, Rebecca’s been giving Glasgow clubbers something to talk about, headlining nights across the city and playing alongside the likes of Riva Starr and Sebastian Leger.

( http://www.myspace.com/modelbex )

- Thirtytwo (Subcity Radio, Level Thirtytwo)

( http://www.myspace.com/levelthirtytwohttp://www.subcity.org/shows/thirtytwo )

♫♫♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♪

There’s only 100 tickets with 120 capacity so get in touch and you can get your ticket rapid!

Tickets – £5
Drinks – £2

Visual delights from the one and only Joe Crogan

( http://www.joecrogan.com )

SAFE/WICKED/YAS

Name
House it goin?
When
Friday, December 11, 2009
21:00 - 21+
Where
Research Club (map)
22
University Gardens Glasgow
Glasgow
Other Info
Friday 11th December - The Hetherington Research Club - West End

Level 32 present:

House It Goin’? -

We’ve taken an old converted townhouse just off Byres Road in the west end, tossed in a badboy sound system and invited some friends over for a winter warmer.

Introducing…

Kick-OH! (Jack Knife Records)

We’ve brought him over to show off his funky fresh glitchy electronic beats and keep you crazy kids stompin’ your feet! With releases on Calvertron’s Jack Knife label and his latest Black Celebration EP signing to Legacy Kids Club, Italian Stallion Kick-OH!, aka Kikko Martini, has been gaining worldwide support and respect from artists like Fake Blood, Laidback Luke and DJ Zinc! Come down to our house and check out his styles!

( http://www.myspace.com/kikkomartini )

- Rebecca Vasmant (Ibiza Zoo Project)

After tearing the place apart the way she did last time, it would be just plain stupid not to ask her round again! Since our last encounter at The Research Club, Rebecca’s been giving Glasgow clubbers something to talk about, headlining nights across the city and playing alongside the likes of Riva Starr and Sebastian Leger.

( http://www.myspace.com/modelbex )

- Thirtytwo (Subcity Radio, Level Thirtytwo)

( http://www.myspace.com/levelthirtytwo - http://www.subcity.org/shows/thirtytwo )

♫♫♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♪

There's only 100 tickets with 120 capacity so get in touch and you can get your ticket rapid!

Tickets - £5
Drinks - £2

Visual delights from the one and only Joe Crogan

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DIRTY NOISE 3

DIRTY NOISE 3

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KA-BOOM! 3RD DIRTY NOISE IS HERE

We are very very excited to bring you Dirty Basement http://www.myspace.com/dirtybasementdjs because they are THE alpha & omega of making techno vomit from my holes! I am a very excited seagull, in fact I am excited as FUCK.

FREE B4 12/£4

WED 25TH

NICE N’ SLEAZYS BASEMENT

DIRTY BASEMENT/

HOODSHIDEGILLS/

DIRTY KID/

JOE CROGAN/VISUALS (woop!)

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GVSY Gay against you Interview

GVSY Gay against you Interview

GVSY

What is your favorite snes/nes game? (or mega drive if you were into that….)

Lach: I really liked a game called “alex kidd in miracle world” it ruled! he had a big fist and you could punch stuff and ride on a bike. But that was master system so not sure if it counts.

I had that too! You could play rock paper sissors and stuff! I like your new album, do you? (Actually i really fucking like it)  Did you learn any life changing lessons while recording it?

Lach: Thanks! im rather partial to it, it taught me that all the people of the world are equal and that discriminating against people based on their race or sexuality was morally reprehensible, joe will tell you i was pretty racist homophobe before we started making this album

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