Living and working in the ‘professional’ world can bring a man to do some strange things. Essentially, to avoid such things as boredom, insanity and killing cunts. One of my favourites is spotting sneaky poos!

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Now before everyone thinks I’m being a dunderhead, just hear me out.

Paedophiles want to fuck children. The problem is, people don’t want their kids getting fucked by paedophiles. So what to do? Many child molestors just do it anyway, and sometimes end up in hot water.

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So off to Asda I went today –

I have noticed something strange recently that has started to bug me.

I usually don’t come into contact with this act as I use the self check out. This is me attempting to avoid all human contact. Sometimes though, my laziness kicks in and asks me to “stop being such a wank”. So I did as I was told and headed for Ms Asda fuckface who will do it for me.

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So it’s raining, I’m late, & I’m going for a bus. From London to Oxford. 2 places I don’t want to be.  I have no idea where to get the bus, but after some ‘24’ esque phones calls, I find my way.

So after my troubles, I’m relatively happy to be sitting down.  I even have half a chocolate bar and some Irn Bru to consume.

My music player is broken. So, alone with my thoughts… hmmm

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James and Pankun help each other do some situps. nice.

A chimpanzee and a bulldog are best mates in Japan, they help each other. What the fuck.

So if you were to wake up in the morning to find yourself disabled, do you know what you’d do? Kill yourself? Start shooting fuckers? Well I wouldn’t…

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This shit is hot, my mate Bry did teh muzicks and shit, can you see my cameo?