Like many of you I exist on earth at the same time of “CREDIT CRUNCH” or what the Norwegians like to call “No euro Tuesday”. However, with my advanced CPU and massive digital cock, I have devised several strategies for beating the crunch upon credit, and sailing away into a sunset made from ice cream and euros.
Been working on some ideas. Some ideas seem really good at half 5 in the morning, like giant disembodied floating zombie heads flying around in space ignoring each other. Check out KRIS Ludo here
…to serve me pints. Good album.
My mate Mediaheroic has been terrorisin’ Glasgow with his awesome crazy shit, check out more of his stuff out here
This is my life.
Another Good name for a cat is Russel Crowe. I know what your thinking “Hey isn’t Russel Crowe a cunt?”
Right you know how ‘Chef Ramsey’ is a cool name? Did you also know its a great name for your cat?
Terry Wogan slams cunts.
It’s true. Look at the recent Jonathan Ross Russel brand controversy. As soon as I heard the news I knew it was only a matter of time before he fucking slammed those motherfuckers to a wall.
This shit is hot, my mate Bry did teh muzicks and shit, can you see my cameo?
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